An Old Man Returns To Buy A Car, Only To Find A Beautiful Young Woman Walking Off With The Keys

I think all of us would agree that driving a nice car is a real pleasure. Of course, there are many people who are not impressed with all of the latest vehicles and having the best of the best but, at the end of the day, a little bit of luxury never hurts. In order to enjoy a new car and all of the benefits it offers, you will have to deal with the dealer and that is where many people fall short. After all, car dealers are well versed in taking your money and making sure that they end up on the sweet end of the deal. Every once in a while, you hear about someone who got the upper hand. That is what happened in this joke. Enjoy the laugh.

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there.”

“And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. “Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man. “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”