A Father Reveals His Plans To Divorce His Wife And The Kids Do Exactly What He Wants

I think that you would have a difficult time finding a traditional family in today’s world. Of course, there are plenty of people who get married and have kids and from the very start, they expect things to go perfectly. When there is a bump along the way, however, they may have to have a very difficult conversation with the children. That is the conversation that happened in this joke, but in the end, it was not what anybody had expected. All I can say is, it’s going to be a very tense Thanksgiving.

A man in Phoenix called his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and said, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell, they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this,”

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”