If you have an animal in your life, you already know just how smart they can be. It doesn’t matter if it is a dog, cat, or any other type of animal, they seem to have a built-in type of wisdom that shows itself at the strangest times. As we continue to get to know our pets, we know even more what they are capable of doing and we can prepare everyone for what to expect. That is what happens in this joke but the problem is, the man ignored the pet owner’s wishes and he paid the price.
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.
“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”
When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”