There is a type of joke that most people find funny but there are also those who may find it offensive. I’m talking about a blond joke, and the people who might not like them are, of course, blond. That being said, it is still some of the best humor out there and many blonds also agree that they are funny. Regardless of which side of the fence you happen to be on, you can get a good chuckle from the following joke. If not, just substitute redhead for where it says blond and you are good to go.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob & his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out & moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out & moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park”… then the power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset & with a worried look on her face, she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love & understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”