There are many expressions that are designed to help us do the right thing or say the right thing so that we don’t end up looking like a fool. Perhaps you might think about ‘look before you leap’ or ‘never judge a book by it’s cover’. Of course, we don’t always learn those things before we need them in life and sometimes, we might actually have to learn them the hard way. That is what you see in this joke, when a young girl leaps before she looks and calls the teacher out for something unexpected. In the end, she learns a very difficult and hilarious life lesson.
Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. “How dare you ask such a question?” she says. “I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam?” says Mrs. Sampson. “Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Very good, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it’s clear that you have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
A 6th Grade Girl Is Offended By A Teachers ‘Dirty’ Question Until Little Sam Reveals The Truth
There are many expressions that are designed to help us do the right thing or say the right thing so that we don’t end up looking like a fool. Perhaps you might think about ‘look before you leap’ or ‘never judge a book by it’s cover’. Of course, we don’t always learn those things before we need them in life and sometimes, we might actually have to learn them the hard way. That is what you see in this joke, when a young girl leaps before she looks and calls the teacher out for something unexpected. In the end, she learns a very difficult and hilarious life lesson.
Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. “How dare you ask such a question?” she says. “I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam?” says Mrs. Sampson. “Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Very good, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it’s clear that you have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”